THE LAST ENGLISHMAN: THRU-HIKING the PACIFIC CREST TRAIL (Thru-Hiking Adventures #2) (kindle) by Keith Foskett

 

Published in 2014.

I have a real weakness for oddball travel books. I have read a memoir about a man that hitchhiked throughout Europe and North Africa, a book about a man's bicycle trip from the UK to India, a book about a man who walked across Afghanistan, a book about a man who rode a motorcycle around the edges of Afghanistan, a book about two women who biked from Turkey to China, a book about a man who walked the length of the Nile, a man who walked the Appalachian Trail with his deeply irresponsible friend from high school...and more. And more. And more.

This book fits in best with my book about the 2,190 mile Appalachian Trail because it is set on the American West's counterpart to that trail: The 2,650 mile Pacific Crest Trail. This trail runs from Mexico to Canada through California, Oregon, and Washington State. 

Foskett is an experienced long-distance hiker but this hike is a challenge for any hiker to complete in a single attempt. The threat of snow in the mountain passes doesn't let hikers start very early up north so hikers start down south and hope to catch a break with the weather. They hike north and try to keep up a good pace so they don't get caught by snow up in the mountains in Washington State as winter comes on.

A great pace is 30 miles per day and even if a hiker can keep that pace up through the worst of the passes, that still makes a 3 month hike. But, hikers don't keep up that pace. They have to take time off of the trail to resupply, pick up pre-mailed packages, rest, and tend to injuries or illness. One can't discount the need to pop off of the trail to literally eat thousands and thousands of calories or simply take a break.

A major theme of the book is Foskett's constant push to make enough miles but this reader was dismayed at how many times he turned a day off of the trail into two or three days in a hiker friendly hotel. I kept on saying, "Go! You're going to get caught in the snow!" Turns out, that's where the title comes from - he ends up so late on the trail that he calls himself "The Last Englishman."

But, my worry about his wasting time and not making it is really a sign that I was invested in this story. It was good enough that I went ahead and bought another  book by Foskett that tells the tale of another long-distance hike. Plus, I am a sucker for oddball travel books. 

I rate this e-book 4 stars out of 5. It can be found on Amazon.com here: THE LAST ENGLISHMAN: THRU-HIKING the PACIFIC CREST TRAIL by Keith Foskett.

Follow this link to see my review of another book by this author. In that book, he hikes the Camino de Santiago in Spain and France.

OZARK DOGS (audiobook) by Eli Cranor

 

Published by Recorded Books in April of 2023.
Read by the author, Eli Cranor.
Duration: 7 hours, 29 minutes.
Unabridged.

I first heard  this book at an indie book store in a very hip part of the city. If you are an avid reader it is not hard to find more books than you should (or can) buy at one time - so I made a list.

This book was on the list and I really wish that it was half as good as I hoped it would be.

Synopsis:

Jeremiah Fitzjurls owns a junkyard at the edge of a dying Arkansas town. His son is in prison and he is raising his granddaughter. He is a grumpy old curmudgeon and she is an all around great kid. She works at an animal shelter. She is a cheerleader. She is smart. 

She is also sneaking away from the high school dance with the starting quarterback after homecoming...

Things don't end so well and she decides to walk back to the school rather than spend another minute with her boyfriend. That's when she is abducted by strangers...

My review:

This brooding book was a collection of regional tropes about the South,

1. Dying small town? Check.
2. The KKK? Check.
3. Meth? Check.

4. A sheriff from a family of sheriffs? Check.

5. A veteran with PTSD? Check.

6. Two families feuding? Check.

7. Family secrets that everyone in town seems to know about? Check.

Throw in an impossible number of over the top plot twists (including two at the end that were really simply TOO much) and you have a formulaic novel that seemed like it was looking for ways to keep the reader interested by including more and more plot twists. I was reminded of an improv group that I follow that said that they would kill scenes if they go too slow and were advised to add a "birth, death, or a major religious experience" to scenes to make them interesting.  That's great advice for an off-the-cuff improv scene but there's not really an excuse for that when it is a planned out book. 

The one real positive of the audiobook experience was that it was read by the author. He is very good at creating voices and putting emotion into his readings.

I rate this audiobook 2 stars out of 5. It can be found on Amazon.com here: OZARK DOGS by Eli Cranor.

YES PLEASE (audiobook) by Amy Poehler

Published in 2014 by HarperAudio.
Read by the author, Amy Poehler.
Duration: 7 hours, 31 minutes.
Unabridged.

Amy Poehler tells about her life in this memoir. She is best known for her work on Saturday Night Live and her starring role in the NBC series Parks and Recreation. I love Parks and Rec so I decided to give her memoir a listen.

She starts with her early life, her first jobs, college and finally discusses her pre-SNL career. From time to time she has guest readers come along and contribute audiobook-only material. Seth Meyers was no surprise, but Kathleen Turner, Patrick Stewart and Carol Burnett were. Her parents each read their own short chapters. It gave the audiobook a bit of a podcast feel.

Most of the book was quite enjoyable, but there were too many instances of TMI (too much information.) For example, I now know Amy Poehler's feelings about men performing oral sex on her. I didn't need to know that. 

The section about SNL was fun. The chapter on Parks and Rec was even better.

The section on her divorce from Will Arnett is very depressing and surprisingly fact free. That was fine by me - I am not her friend and I don't need to know any details (I wish she'd have kept this in mind when discussing oral sex!) The next couple of chapters meander around with no energy until she moves on to other topics. I get that - divorce is a depressing topic. 

In the last third of the audiobook there is an extended rant inspired by a fan who drops off a script with her while she is riding on a train (or maybe a plane.) She indignantly goes on and on about how this man is discounting all of the work she did as she climbed the career ladder by simply dropping off a script and leapfrogging his way to the top. Who does this no-talent lazy bum think he think he is? 

It felt so different than the rest of the book - it was unpleasantly jarring. I felt like I had somehow stepped behind the scenes and witnessed Poehler having a bad moment after a very long, very hard day. Then, I remember that this was not a random "bad moment" - it was well considered and thought out since it was written, read by editors before it was printed and read by Poehler for the audiobook.

The book is 9 years old so there are lots of more recent things that a fan would like to hear about that just cannot be there. Also, all of her frequent positive comments about Louis C.K. did not age well based on subsequent revelations about the creepy sexual things he did in front of female comics. Every time Poehler mentioned him I wondered if she was also a victim.

I rate this audiobook 3 stars out of 5. It can be found on Amazon.com here: YES PLEASE (audiobook) by Amy Poehler.

This book was banned in a school district in Florida during the 2023-2024 school year. I assume it was because of the oral sex comments that I have previously mentioned. Here is the link to the article with a pdf of the very extensive list of banned books.

ME and EARL and the DYING GIRL (audiobook) by Jesse Andrews

 

Published in 2015 by Listening Library.
Read by multiple actors from the 2022 movie adaption of this book.
Duration: 6 hours, 9 minutes.
Unabridged.

Synopsis:

Greg is a senior in high school. His plan has been to get along with everyone, be welcomed by every group but avoid being a part of any of them. So far, that has worked out. 

His only friend is a kid named Earl. Earl is a rough sort of guy. Greg and Earl don't have a lot in common - they don't even hang out together in school. But, they do share a love of moviemaking. They watch movies, dissect them and even make their own movies. 

One day, Greg's mom comes and tells him about a girl he knew in middle school. She had developed leukemia. It's a particularly tough form of leukemia and she is unlikely to live more than a few months. She wants him to befriend Rachel (without really realizing how big of an "ask" this is) and Earl comes along...

My review:

The author, Jesse Andrews

I picked this book based on an article that mentioned it was on a list of books that Moms for Liberty wants to remove from schools. Here is a site that discusses it.

The Moms were concerned about potty language in the book. To be sure, there's a lot of it  For example, the Moms say that the F word is used 94 times (they have a chart). I teach high school in a school that is on the boundary of urban and suburban. The characters in this book speak pretty much the same as real high school students when they don't know that adults can hear them. They curse a lot and veer into inappropriate content because they want to show that they are no longer children and they can talk about adult topics. If you don't want your kid to read this book because you don't want your child introduced to curse words, you are too late.

So, would this teacher want to teach this book in a classroom? No. The focus in class would be the curse words. Would I keep it in a classroom library? Sure. 

Notice that I said, "Sure" and not "Absolutely!" I really enjoyed the first 30 minutes of this audiobook. I would give it 5 stars. I enjoyed it's style and irreverent humor. It was a nice change of pace. But, the book just continued on with the same notes over and over and over again. For this adult in his fifties, it got old. I am okay with this book, but not enthusiastic about it.

I rate this book 3 stars out of 5. It can be found on Amazon.com here: ME and EARL and the DYING GIRL (audiobook) by Jesse Andrews.

MAGNA CARTA: THE BIRTH of LIBERTY (audiobook) by Dan Jones

 

Published in 2015 by Penguin Audio.
Read by the author, Dan Jones.
Duration: 7 hours, 12 minutes.
Unabridged.

The Magna Carta is commonly considered to be the founding document of Western Democracy. Many believe that there is a direct line goes from the Magna Carta to the Enlightenment (17th and 18th centuries) to the Declaration of Independence (1776) to the Bill of Rights in the American Constitution (1791)  to the Declaration of the Rights of Man and the Citizen (1791) to the Universal Declaration of Human Rights (1948).

Jones believes that there is a whole lot of truth to this. but he spends a lot time explaining why the "direct line" is not as straight as many think.

King John (1166-1216) signing the Magna 
Carta in 1215. 

Jones does an excellent job of explaining the political situation in England that led to the Magna Carta in 1215 in reasonable, layman terms. Once the reader understands how the system was supposed to work, Jones demonstrates that King John abused the system to raise gobs and gobs of money to fund unpopular wars and, more importantly, to punish political enemies. In some cases, he completely bankrupted well-connected families - and that's when the noble families united to confront the king.

Jones also explains the provisions of the Magna Carta in modern English and how King John started successfully pushing back against its restrictions almost immediately. 

Jones is a believer that the Magna Carta is a predecessor to the documents like the Declaration of Independence and does spend time explaining the Magna Carta's influences on the modern world.

The author read this audiobook and did a good job with it. This was an enjoyable and educational audiobook. I rate it 5 stars out of 5. 

It can be found on Amazon.com here: MAGNA CARTA: THE BIRTH of LIBERTY (audiobook) by Dan Jones.

CHE: A REVOLUTIONARY LIFE (graphic novel) by Jon Lee Anderson (author) and Jose Hernandez (illustrator)

Originally published in 2016.

English translation published

in 2018 by Penguin Press.

Before reading this massive 421 page graphic novel, I knew relatively little about Che Guevara (1928-1967.) I knew that he was from South America, he was famous for his part in the Cuban Revolution and that he died trying to lead a revolution in Bolivia. And, of course, I knew him from the famous picture.

This graphic novel filled in a lot of blanks for me. It is a friendly biography of Che but doesn't glorify him. When I got to the end I was struck by how much of a failure Che actually was after he left Cuba. He tried to replicate the success of the Cuban Revolution but he could not. It's hard to tell if counter-revolutionary measures from the governments he was trying to overthrow (and the U.S.) were simply more successful than Batista had been in Cuba or if they were missing an additional spark like the Castro brothers had provided.

The graphic novel was put together well. It had no confusing arrangements of comic panels (this is more common of a problem than one might think) and the story was told in a straightforward linear manner. 

Well done.

I rate this graphic novel 5 stars out of 5. 

This can be found on Amazon.com here: CHE: A REVOLUTIONARY LIFE (graphic novel) by Jon Lee Anderson (author) and Jose Hernandez (illustrator).

LIGHT IT UP (Peter Ash #3) (audiobook) by Nick Petrie

 

Published in 2018 by Penguin Audio.
Read by Stephen Mendel

Duration: 10 hours, 44 minutes.
Unabridged

Synopsis:

The third entry in the Peter Ash series begins with Peter Ash working on a team rebuilding hiking trails in Oregon and writing long heartfelt letters back to his love interest from the second book.

He makes friends with an older man named Henry (a Vietnam vet, as opposed to Ash being a vet of Iran and Afghanistan.) Henry gets a call from his daughter in Colorado and asks for Henry's help with her business that provides security for some of the legal marijuana businesses.

Turns out that these businesses have to operate completely in cash because marijuana is still illegal so far as the federal government is concerned so banks cannot take credit cards, debit cards or even deposits because it would be considered helping to traffic drugs. This means that there are shipments of pot and shipments of cash coming and going and that can attract bad guys.

An entire security crew has disappeared with the money. Some assume that the security team was attacked and killed or maybe even captured. Others think they ran off with the money. 

Peter and Henry's crew take the next big run and they find out soon enough what happened to the other crew...

My Review:

The action and the adventure were good in this book, but there was a deeper theme in the book about the kind of men that serve in the military. I thought it added a bit of literary dimension that is, frankly, almost never present in these sort of "shoot 'em up" books.

Ash is a traditional principled good guy - a Clark Kent/Luke Skywalker type. A man who joined the military because he saw a need and wanted to help. He meets up with his opposite in this book - a man who joined the military because he could take advantage of the trust given to him to hurt people and satisfy his urges. In the middle, there is a man who served honorably until an arbitrary rule forced him to sell his honor in order to save his family from shame.

I rate this audiobook 4 stars out of 5. It can be found on Amazon.com here: LIGHT IT UP (Peter Ash #3) (audiobook) by Nick Petrie.